If you’ve been harbouring a secret desire to be tormented by Gordon Ramsay your dreams have just come true.

If being humiliated by a celebrity chef sounds like your idea of a good time, then Gordon Ramsay Dash is for you.  

Gordon Ramsay Dash makes you the star of a new reality series, Rising Star Chefs. Your chef avatar runs a burger joint, and you do your best to get the highest ranking for excellent service. Sounds simple: click on the ingredients, make your dish, serve your customers.  But just like real life restaurant work, without multitasking abilities and the brains to put it all together,  any missteps will bring out the evil spirit known as Gordon Ramsay.

If you do well, you’ll have other restaurants in your future.

If you don’t, you’re a f*cking donkey.

You can download the Gordon Ramsay Dash app for free on iTunes and Android.  What you spend on virtual pots and pans is your business